Uncle Ted’s Douchebag Fever

Portrait of A Nugent

    How is it that a pussified, draft-dodging pussy-puss-puss who was too big of a pussy to strap on a gun and fight in Vietnam but is SOOOOO bad-ass he  uses automatic weapons to hunt squirrels feels he has the right to disparage gay Americans, many of whom are NOT too pussified to strap on a gun and go fight Al Qaeda? Ted Nugent has his jock in a twist over the $100,000 fine the NBA handed down to Kobe Bryant for calling referee Bernie Adams a “fucking faggot” after receiving a technical foul during a game.

Was it too much?

Maybe. I have no clue how the NBA and other sports formulate their fines, and from what I’ve seen, neither do they. Numbers seem to be pulled out of a hat, some fair, some excessive, but at either end of the spectrum, I’m sure $100,000 is a drop in the bucket for Kobe Bryant. I’m not sure I buy the apology he issued, either, but that’s for the NBA to decide. Ted Nugent, however, is not happy.

He’s not happy because this fine, in his opinion (which, according to the saying, is JUST LIKE an asshole) ,demonstrates what an unfairly protected class “the gays” have become.

Basketball superstar Kobe Bryant was socked with a $100,000 fine by the NBA last week for calling a referee what the NBA thinks is a derogatory, ugly and vile name.To be exact, Mr. Bryant committed this egregious verbal foul because he used a word demeaning to homosexuals, the most protected class of people in America………..

Gay rights groups applaud the decision of the NBA, which must make all the homosexual basketball fans feel peachy an

Maybe the NBA will start fining their fans who scream what the NBA considers to be offensive words at players, referees and opposing fans. The NBA should publish a list of terms that the league finds offensive so the fans will know what is and isn’t out-of-bounds speech, gestures and attire.

If the NBA had any true gay convictions, the NBA should host a Homosexual Night. During halftime, the homosexuals could come down on the court, hold hands and prance around the court to music by the Village People. The NBA could then give each homosexual a pink basketball as a symbol of solidarity……

Homosexuals are a protected class in America. If you think what happened to Mr. Bryant was a travesty, just wait until you see what homosexuals in the military do when they claim they have been mistreated because of their sexual orientation.

Speech can be ugly and demeaning, but no ugly name-calling is worth a $100,000 fine.

Ok, I can kind of get behind the idea that the fine is heavy handed for the offense. But to then start saying that gays are a protected class ( WTF???) and to start throwing around stereotypes and then bring up the military when you are a FUCKING KNOWN DRAFT DODGER……………dude …………….     

 SHUT . 

 THE.

  FUCK .

  UP.

Oh, yes, Mr Nugent. Homosexuals are a protected class in America. They are so protected with their free right to marry in any state. They are so protected with their right to adopt children in any state. They are so protected with their right to not have to be closeted to teach school in much of America. They are so protected with their rights of survivorship and inheritance across the country. They are so protected with their right to serve and die openly for the country they live in. Everybody is picking on us poor, maligned persecuted heterosexuals whose every right to be superior is being eroded by the special rights of the homosexual horde.

    You’re a horrible person, and I change the channel whenever your music comes on. A mysterious hunting accident couldn’t happen to a more deserving douche. Partner up with Dick Cheney, will ya????