From the Hypocritical, Lying Asshat, “I-Don’t-Know-Jack-Shit-About-Being-Compassionate” Conservative Files

The magnitude of the damage suffered by the Richmond area is beyond what the Commonwealth can handle, and that is why I asked the President to make federal funds available for the citizens affected by Gaston.”

~Eric Cantor, asking for federal disaster funds in 2004 after Tropical Storm Gaston slammed his homestate………..no offsetting  spending cuts were required or requested

We’re going to find the money………..we’re just going to need to make sure that there are savings elsewhere to do so.”

~Eric Cantor , playing Scrooge with recent earthquake and hurricane disaster areas ( some of which are HIS OWN FREAKIN’ DISTRICT!!!!!)

I’ll guarantee you Obama was hoping this was going to be a disaster as another excuse for his failing economy,” he said. “If he’s out there blaming tsunamis, if he’s blaming earthquakes, and whatever natural disasters there are, this one was made to order, but it just didn’t measure up.”

~ Rush Limbaugh’s Kanye West-like “Obama doesn’t care about Hurricane People” asshat-o-rama radio statement

I don’t know how much God has to do to get the attention of the politicians. We’ve had an earthquake; we’ve had a hurricane. He said, ‘Are you going to start listening to me here?’ Listen to the American people because the American people are roaring right now. They know government is on a morbid obesity diet and we’ve got to rein in the spending. Washington, D.C. you’d think by now they’d get the message. An earthquake, a hurricane, are you listening? The American people have done everything they possibly can, now it’s time for an act of God and we’re getting it.”

~ Michele Bachmann, sharing her wisdom on earthquakes, hurricanes and God’s pranksterism

Of course I was being humorous when I said that. It would be absurd to think it was anything else. I am a person who loves humor, I have a great sense of humor.”

~ Michele Bachmann, realizing a day late and several dollars short that 40 people dead , damaged infrastructure,  the loss of homes and businesses, and the schizophrenic hearing of voices is actually not a joke to most people

Of COURSE you have a sense of humor, dear……..you married Marcus, didn’t you????

Shut up and go eat a corndog, you silly twatwaffle.

Hey, Eric…….we could offset the disaster funds by pulling the contracts from Blackwater and the other mercenaries we’ve sent over to do the jobs our military could have been doing if they didn’t have substandard equipment when we first sent them over. How about saving a mint by BRINGING OUR TROOPS HOME?????????? How about raising some revenue by ENDING THE BUSH TAX CUTS instead of tossing poor kids out of WIC and other programs because you think their parents suck too much teat? How about not spending an assload of money defending crap like DOMA and DADT – what’s more important? Cleaning up after disasters or keeping the ‘mos unmarried and out of the military???

STFU, you pampered, opportunistic jack-wipe cornholio-head.

As for Limpballs, he can take himself and all of his idiotic, moronic, hate-filled listeners, form a human centipede, and dine on some razorwire  dipped in ipecac.

Seriously, fuck him and anyone who seriously thinks he says anything of value……..he is a horrible, hateful excuse for a human being.

These are the people who give Christians a bad name.