I feel like ten tons of poop shoved into a one pound sack today, so I’m going to be a lazy-assed blogger and throw up some links and some photos of my cute puppies and call it a day. There have been some great comments the past few days, and I swear I’ll reply when I feel better, but today I’m spending the day huddled on the couch with the pups and my princess and all the shows on my DVR that I need to catch up on so I can free up space for the return of The Walking Dead.
Zombiegasms!!!!!!!!!
So Sunday was the Superbowl, and this photo sums up my feelings on that subject:
I watched the Being Human marathon on SyFy instead. I hear Madonna put on a spectacle during halftime, and while she behaved herself apparently guest artist MIA didn’t, flipping the bird during the performance as well as saying “shit”. Consterpated Concern Trolls are in a snit, and I say to them Boo Fricken’ Hoo.
This sums it up well:
Via reddit user Mobpolitics
If you would like to read some batshit crazy dude’s speculation s on how the whole halftime show was a front for a national Satanic Illuminati ritual, go here……..it is both hilarious and disturbing when
you look at his recent posts on the sidebar and see shit like “Achieving Satanic Youth through Female Sexual Abuse. Secrets of Hillary Clinton’s Lesbian Blood Rituals” and “Lucifer/Illuminati Origins of Michelle Obama’s Hand Sign. What does it mean?“. To his credit, Crazy McCrazerson thinks conservatives are in on it, too, not just liberals:
Former Gov of Alaska, Sarah Palin, used to get ridiculed by the media for praying to fight off demons, but once she got the nomination to run for VP under John McCain, we can see that someone or something made her change and as a result of her being loyal to Satan, she was awarded with a reality tv show along with her daughter, even though her daughter appears pretty freaked out at her mother in this early photo
INSANE IN THE MEMBRANE.
Newt Gingrich doesn’t like his Wikipedia page mentioning all that stuff about cheating and ethics violations and owing a shit-ton of money to Tiffany’s , so he has had his people edit the page furiously.
Wikipedia records show DeSantis has made over 60 adjustments to entries in the online, publicly-edited encyclopedia to the biographical entry on Gingrich, the similar page on his wife, Callista, and a separate page on one of their books, Rediscovering Good in America.
DeSantis has actively lobbied for changes to the articles since mid-December in a discussion forum called “Talk” on the site, and previously from May to June of last year, though his most recent direct edit to the site was in June of 2011.
The site has a conflict of interest guideline which suggests that individuals should not edit “on behalf of clients,” or on subjects to which they have “close relationships” or “financial interest.” But the site does allow “non-controversial edits,” and DeSantis has a profile on the site which identifies his relationship to Gingrich.
DeSantis defended his changes in a statement:
“I stopped making direct edits in May 2011 because I was alerted to the COI rules,” he said. “Earlier I thought that simply disclosing my affiliation was enough but it wasn’t. So I started posting requests on the Talk page.
Remember crazy-ass ex football player turned Pastor Ken Hutcherson, who says that if Washington state legalizes gay marriage the next thing on the ballot will be man/equine marriage? He’s back, and he says the reason he started playing football was so that he could legally hurt white people.
Onward, Christian soldier!
Karl Rove was offended by the Superbowl shenanigans of liberal hippie mainstay Clint Eastwood and the commercial he appeared in for the Chrysler corporation, whose second round of bailouts was started by Rove’s Rentboy Fantasy George “W” Bush but whose independent ad is now some evil incarnation of Socialist Citizen’s United :
“I was, frankly, offended by it,” said Karl Rove on Fox News Monday. “I’m a huge fan of Clint Eastwood, I thought it was an extremely well-done ad, but it is a sign of what happens when you have Chicago-style politics, and the president of the United States and his political minions are, in essence, using our tax dollars to buy corporate advertising.”
`Karl Rove , via the Washington Post
Watch your back, Uncle Clarence.
I love this.
I laughed my ass off a few days ago when I saw the video clip this came from, and now it is a glorious gif.
Thanks, internet!
And now for some puppies. And cute girls holding them.
So that’s how you make frothy santorum! You beat it like it owes you money!
I’ve got the severe body ache thing going on with this possible flu-thing I seem to be trying to get, but damn if I didn’t mind the pain. That made me laugh like a loon just now.
“so I’m going to be a lazy-assed blogger and throw up some links and some photos of my cute puppies”
You’re going to show us your puppies? Well, I ain’t gonna complain. It certainly makes up for being lazy and using other people’s stuff as filler.
Other thoughts:
1) Crazy McCrazerson was right about every bit of Fargo Barbie’s “success” being the direct result of Satan.
2) Rick Santorum makes that gesture every time he thinks about gay men having sex, which is almost 15 times a day. Curious that.
3) Here’s the defining moment of the Superbowl. It was a decent game right up until the end where…get this…the team in the lead decided it was going to intentionally let the other team score a touchdown and take the lead…but the team that was losing tried not to score that touchdown, but failed to fail, resulting in them winning the game. WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK!?!?!
Other than that, the same old macho, jingoistic, vastly over-hyped, flag waving, corporate shilling, bullshit as always. You know, classic zombie behaviour.
“Fargo Barbie”
That is spectacular.
And Rick’s got some rhythm there, doesn’t he? Spanks it like a PRO.
And wow – didn’t watch the game at all, is that really how it went? That’s hilarious, and sad.
It seems you don’t care about football, but to answer your question, yes.
Shockingly, that’s what really happened in the game. Because of stupid NFL timing rules, teams with the lead and the ball can waste oodles of clock and slow the game to a boring crawl. The last 5-10 minutes is not about scoring, but wasting as much time as possible with the dullest play possible. (Doesn’t happen in Canadian football because it has better rules.)
In this case, NY was behind, but got themselves into field goal range in the last minutes. They planned to run the clock out and kick a field goal to win. Except New England threw the next play to let NY score a touchdown, so they could get the ball back with more time on the clock. It’s a very cynical move I’ve seen 3 times in the last 2 years and I watch less than 20 football games a year.
As the NY player got to the goal line, he realized he “shouldn’t” score the touchdown (worth more points) and tried to stop himself so they could waste more time and kick a field goal (worth less points). But, despite spinning around and looking very silly, his momentum carried him into the endzone ass-first. Both he and his team were actually disappointed about scoring the potential Superbowl winning touchdown. In all, that’s seriously counter-intuitive bullshit even a non-sports fan can appreciate and make any thinking sports fan cry!
Here’s the video https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kQ6TY_Pd2vc
Sports makes for great metaphors, so I’m sure there’s a societal metaphor in there somewhere. Hey, I got one. Because of stupid trade rules, American companies move American factories to China to build cheaper products to send back to America and sold at lower prices that broke Americans who lost their factory jobs might be able to afford. Yeah, I think that works.
hold it…. five kids… AND puppies ? No wonder you’re sick! Get some rest and get better
I could not resist the puppy eyes……it was only supposed to be one, but softy me didn’t want to separate them.
They’re adorable, like the little darlings who picked them out.
That crazy guy commenting on Madonna need to have shock therapy…he certainly is seeing and hearing things from the Twilight Zone….and Rick Santorum must have a real muscular right arm with those many reps!
Rest and get well sister!
creoleguy32 (Crazy McCrazerson Hollywood Illuminati dude) is a freaking HOOT. Commenting is disabled on his site (if I were that ridiculously crazy, I probably wouldn’t want people deconstructing my insanity for the world to see, either), but he did leave this piece of hilarity under my pingback:
Listen I deal with A-List and A-List issues of the elite. I deal in the factual reporting that many Hollywood Celebrities and Politicians are involved with luciferian occult groups and are now to the point where they are pushing their religion onto the masses. So, it is not my fault that a small minority of people from the D-List bowel movements of America, insist on coming online and acting like press agents for people who simply don’t even know that you were born or that you even exist.
If you cant handle the truth then do what you D-List people do best, which is to go and watch American Idol or reruns of Dancing with the Stars.
If this page is too heavy for you, then clearly the problem that you have is the suffering from a lack of IQ, and not with me. People get really upset, when you point out the fact that something was done to them and they were too dumb to see it or realize what was happening directly in front of their face.
Just as you would be offended if a Jehovah Witness came to your door, over and over with their pamphlets and just as one would be offended if a pimp daddy preacher kept harassing you to tithe at their church, why aren’t people also upset when the Illuminati constantly pushes their religion onto people? Madonna is just as guilty of padding her music with her true religion as the Jehovah witness that constantly knocks on your door to give you a Watch Tower.
Which might have some meaning if A) he weren’t batshit crazy, and B)being a non-believer, the idea of people (celebrities or not) being Satanist Illuminati members who are trying to influence the world is every bit a non-issue as Tom Cruise trying to convince me to audit my Thetans or Tim Tebow trying to get me to pray for touchdowns. If that’s your bag, fine, but if you REALLY think that Madonna cavorting around at the Superbowl is going to damn someone’s soul, the problem is with YOUR faith…….or apparent lack thereof.
But on the other hand, Crazy McCrazerson Creoleguy32 does raise an interesting point…..he claims the Illuminati is a RELIGION, so I guess when the issues of school prayer and that whole “swearing on the bible” thing we do in court comes up, Illuminati members get equal treatment with the Christians and the Jews and the Muslims, etc., RIGHT?????
What was that he said – clearly the problem that you have is the suffering from a lack of IQ, and not with me. People get really upset, when you point out the fact that something was done to them and they were too dumb to see it or realize what was happening directly in front of their face?
damn, guess that works both ways, huh?
Time for some Clinton-style lesbian blood rituals.
D-list, baby!!!!!!!!!!!