Rush the Hutt wants to put the choke chain on you liberal whores
I use birth control.
My insurance pays for it.
According to Rush Limbaugh, that makes me a dirty, wanton slut like Sandra Fluke, a Georgetown Law School student who was the lone woman scheduled to testify before congress during the birth control debate but was barred by Darrell Issa and his Big Republican Testicles of Lady Bizness Oppression.
Via ThinkProgress:
” What does it say about the college co-ed Susan Fluke [sic] who goes before a congressional committee and essentially says that she must be paid to have sex. What does that make her? It makes her a slut, right? It makes her a prostitute. She wants to be paid to have sex. She’s having so much sex she can’t afford the contraception. She wants you and me and the taxpayers to pay her to have sex.
Ok, so she’s not a slut. She’s round-heeled”
And in case you’re wondering about “round-heeled” ?????
IT MEANS SLUT.
Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.
In Rush Limbaugh’s drug-addled , ridiculously misogynistic world, having your birth control covered by insurance is EQUAL TO PROSTITUTION.
Someone needs a slappin’ - STAT.
How this assclown can ever look at himself in the mirror and not vomit profusely is beyond me, and how any conservative who is either A) a woman or B) knows and cares about a woman, ANY woman, can sit idly by and let him get away with this shit is beyond me. I get that there is a Santorum-like contingent out there who don’t believe in birth control and are down with the whole “Quiverful” clown-car uterus Duggar scenario, but what about the rest of the supposedly sane people out there???
Are the conservative women all just willing to roll over and say “dammit, Rush is right – I use birth control because I’m a dirty sex addict whore” ??????
Are their husbands/boyfriends/fathers just willing to shrug their shoulders and say “hey, Rush is right- our women are birth-control loving prostitutes” ???
W
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Or have they deluded themselves with the idea that Rush’s statement only applies to LIBERAL slutty birth control users?????????
And seriously, where the fuck does some sweaty old impotent drug addict who was busted at an airport with a bottle of dick-pills that were not prescibed to him get off casting aspersions on anyone else’s sexual habits??????
Rush Limbaugh is limp-dicked, misogynistic turdhammer who seriously needs to shut the fuck up, and his little trophy wife who fawns over his every misogynistic word needs to go get a sex change – she’s an embarrassment to her uterus.
I AM A BIRTH-CONTROL LOVING ROUND-HEELED LIBERAL BITCH, AND RUSH LIMBAUGH, ALONG WITH ALL OF HIS ASSHOLE LISTENERS CAN LINE UP AND DRINK A NICE HOT CUP OF STFU WITH A SANTORUM (GOOGLE IT!!!) CHASER .
Rush Limbaugh is a waddling advertisement for the importance of birth control.
If Planned Parenthood were REALLY the abortion mill conservatives make it out to be, their advertisements would consist of babies with Limbaugh’s head photoshopped onto infants’ bodies with the ad copy reading
“You could be carrying the next Rush Limbaugh – isn’t one more than enough? Abort now!“
You do realise that he just says these thing to make people like you mad, right?
You do realize that under the the flip, ratings-chasing self-promotional rube fleecing publicity machine, the man is saying what he actually believes in his black little heart because he knows his dumbassed audience will justify their consumption of his daily bullshit with the “oh, it’s just exaggerated theater” excuse, RIGHT?
I used to be a round heeled slut, too………. but then I found that it was more fun to be a well rounded nut. See? That’s what getting old will do for you!!!!! All the fun…. and much less mess.
I’m working on being a parallelogram-heeled slut, because I like to stand out from the crowd.
And I like sharp edges.
Rush is past his expiration date. Seriously…it’s time for him to go. Last night, my husband and I spent a couple of hours tying up the customer service lines of his sponsors, (easy to find, just google boycott limbaugh sponsors) letting them know that no civilized business would support this hatemonger, and that until they pulled their sponsorship, we, family members and friends would no longer be able to support them. I think my husband got a little weepy when he had to say goodbye to Auto Zone, but it had to be done. FYI: all the sponsor’s lines reported ‘higher than usual call volume’, so we were obviously in good company. Sleep Train announced this am they’ve pulled their ads. One down, fifteen to go! Limp-baugh himself is a fan of the boycott…wonder how he’ll feel when he becomes as irrelevant as Glenn Beck?
Five sponsors dropped him and so he made a faux apology.
The sixth dropped him in spite of the apology.
Somebody upthread said he does it to make us mad. He will be pleased to know that he succeeded beyond his expectations.
Hahaha, Denise, I couldn’t have said it better! You ROCK, Girl!
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Too bad he jumped track and made an ass of himself. Now people are outraged someone, Rush Limbaugh yet… stuck their foot in their mouth and was offensive. Good God people! And they express their outrage in even more offensive language. It’s all unfortunate and stupid.I thought the issue of whether an institution could be forced to directly pay for, or forced to pay for insurance for the coverage of birth control was valid. I have ZERO problem with birth control, and agree with pro-choice. I believe in personal choice! I don’t believe I should have to pay for choices of others nor should they pay for mine. Grow up already, my teenager can handle the responsibility. Also, separation of church and state cuts 2 ways. So does “respect”. Is there anything that shouldn’t change because someone out there wants it differently? is anything sacred? Choosing between the right to religious freedom and “free” birth control I thought would be easy.
I don’t believe I should have to pay for choices of others nor should they pay for mine.
So are you saying that if someone who exists on a borderline to flat out unhealthy diet has a heart attack, or if someone winds up in a coma due to an accident while speeding, their insurance shoul not cover their cardiac care or ventilator? Hey, those Bic Macs and those ten miles over the speed limit were their choice, right?
YOU aren’t paying for the choices of others. Students and employees who pay into their insurance plans deserve to have the preventative meds they need covered. While some cheaper meds may wind up being free depending on the individual plan, most require a co-pay. when you pay your premiums, you are paying for whatever coverage your plan provides….all this talk about “free ” birth control is hyperbole and bullshit when it comes to the employer/employee/school debate.
Go to studentaffairs.georgetown.edu/insurance/ and educate yourself on how their insurance works……Sandra Fluke and the students of Georgetown are not getting anything “free” – they pay for their insurance right along with their tuition. And once AGAIN, the church is not being forced to pay for contraception…..the insurance companies they contract with are to offer it as a stand alone to the individual students who want it.
You are quite right, separation of church and state cuts two ways, but in this instance the Catholic church only wants it to cut one way – THEIRS. And if they want it their way, they need to stop taking federal dollars. PERIOD.
As for the Joe Blow citizens who keep harping on the freedom of religion angle, they need to grow up and recognize that despite our lofty view of the Constitution as pure and absolute, it is NOT pure and absolute. If freedom of religion and the free exercise thereof were pure and absolute, you would not have people whose children die as the result of “faith healing” being tried and convicted of manslaughter. Warren Jeffs would not be in prison, convicted of felonies against minors for his polygamous marriages. And Sharia Law would not be the campaign scare tactic du jour. Religious organizations that want to be left alone by the government need to practice what they preach and leave the government alone…..stop taking its money, and stop talking politics in the pulpit.
Glad your teenager can handle the responsibility.
So can mine. And whenever she expresses a desire to get on the pill, her insurance which I pay premiums for will cover it.
Oh, and BTW -“jumped track” ?????????
He didn’t jump track – assholery and misinformation is ALWAYS Rush Limbaugh’s destination.