Pass The Doucheys on the Right-Hand Side

Note from the Negress:

My blog looks a little different today because I’m showing support for my friends and strangers who are still fighting for the right to marry and be treated equally by the federal government. It’s a small thing that is purely symbolic in the internet world, which is why I do as much as I can to lobby for change in the tangible world as I possibly can, but if  a picture is worth a thousand words, I hope that anyone stumbling across my little corner of the internet and in need of assurance will know that here, you have an ally and a place to be accepted.

And now, back to giving douchebags the business.

Brett Zorse, Stealth Massage Molestation enthusiast

“It’s not like I molested you. It’s not like I stuck my finger in your pussy or grabbed your tits. I wouldn’t mind a massage right now.”

~Brett Zorse, touchy-feely Jet Blue Passenger and hopefully soon to-be convicted Sex Offender

That’s what Zorse, 50, said to the 32 year-old woman seated next to him on a flight from  San Francisco to New York, who awoke from a nap to find Zorse’s hand underneath her skirt, massaging her thigh.

Zorse, who was seated between the victim and his twelve year-old son, had made several sexual remarks to the female passenger earlier in the cross-country flight, going so far as to say “I’d really like to climb all over you” when she offered to get his bag from the overhead bin so he would not “have to climb over her to get his belongings”.

After being groped, the woman told investigators she left her seat in tears and returned just before landing at JFK. Though she did not initially tell authorities or airline workers about the April incident, the woman later e-mailed JetBlue and contacted New York police.

When questioned by investigators, Zorse claimed that he believed the female passenger was “flirting with him, telling him he was attractive and he was a good father,” adding that he felt he had “bonded” with her. While copping to placing his hand on the woman’s leg for “approximately 30 seconds,” Zorse denied placing his hand up her skirt. He did acknowledge, however, that he “could have said something like ‘It’s not like I stuck my finger up your pussy or grabbed your tits,’” according to the probable cause statement.

Zorse has been charged with simple assault and faces up to six months in jail if convicted of the misdemeanor.

~via The Smoking Gun

Hey, who DOESN’T want to wake up on a cross-country flight to find some old dude with his hand up their skirt?

RELAX, honey…..it’s NOT like he finger-diddled you and put it on YouTube, I mean only teenaged CREEPS do that. This sophisticated man of the world just wanted to relax you with an under-the-skirt massage, in front of his twelve year-old son, because that’s what considerate men of the world do for total strangers on a plane while they are sleeping.

Damn, girl, chillax.

And next time, don’t wear a skirt and imply consent with that whole “I have a vagina!” thing you’ve got going on…..how are reasonable men supposed to know not to attempt to finger-bang you on a plane if you keep running around in public with tits and a vagina??  TONE THAT SHIT DOWN!!!!!!!

How’s a guy to know not to attempt to massage your nether regions if you don’t get on the plane wrapped from head to toe in cellophane with “Caution – “Massages” and Other Gropings Not Appreciated During This Or Any Other Flight” stamped all over it???

Next time you fly (or go ANYWHERE in public), you must take the appropriate  body-wrapping  precautions, and as an extra safety precaution, rig yourself with speakers and play this on a continuous loop:

Make yourself CLEAR, ladies……………. otherwise, your tits and vaginas are fair game, on planes or anywhere else.

 #SafetyTipsForLadies